Marcus Smart Is... Captain America
Team USA beat the Czech Republic by 21 points. Little too close for my liking but a win is a win, so good job boys. The more important thing to happen this morning regarding Team USA, however, is us dropping this shirt. Many have called it the greatest piece of cloth in the history of cotton. Others are mostly agreeing. There’s also at least a 53% chance I end up turning Captain Smart into an actual comic book just so I can have Trig insert Marcus “America’s Ass” Smart into various WWII battles and whatnot. But that’s later. For now…